We used to listen to the podcast Hollywood Babble-on (Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman). One of their regular segments was “Inappropriate Toys” which featured pictures of toys from around the world, many of which were clearly inappropriate for anyone much less children.
Obviously, I loved this segment.
But I also wondered, where do people find these things.
Anyhow.
I try to send little care packages to my nieces and nephews during the school year – usually from Oriental Trading Company. Just little craft kits to keep them busy – and hopefully without making too much of a mess. Something that will make the parents as happy as the kids.
So I’m looking at Halloween stuff and I see a craft where you make characters out of spoons! How fun!
Right?
Is it just me and my dirty mind or do you also see a problem with these?
Just saying; Frankenstein and Mr. Skeleton look to be “gifted” as it were; and I don’t know what is going on under Ms. Witch’s dress!

It’s not just you. But if you stick the spoon end in a cupcake then it’ll be all right.
Ah ha! That’s a great solution! Any solution that involves cupcakes is a winner!