My husband checks in with one of those neighborhood apps. 

I tried it but I decided we were all better off if I remained ignorant of what our neighbors were up to.

Anyhow, tonight Bill commented that there were two messages on the app.  One for a lost rabbit and one regarding a bunny that had been found. 

Kismet, right? 

Nope.

Two different rabbits. 

WTF?

How many fucking (probably literally) bunnies do we have loose in our neighborhood?

I’m pretty sure this is how that whole rabbit problem in Australia started.

Y’all need to get your bunnies under control – at this point in my life, I don’t want to start a career as a rabbit herder!