Our old little brown tabby Leo suffers from the pukes from time to time.
Today was one of those time to times.
Not only does he puke, but he has to be an asshole about it.
I swear, he pukes right where he thinks we’re (or more specifically I) going to step.
Like right next to my side of the bed.
Or right outside my bathroom.
As if that’s not bad enough – then he wants to climb into my arms for snuggles, which I am perfectly okay with …
Until he tries to lick my face with his pukey cat tongue.
I’m sorry you have a boo-boo tummy today; but no you CANNOT lick my face immediately after puking.
I was bad enough when he licked my hair with puke tongue.
But my face?