THIS FAT OLD LADY WANTS TO KILL AN OLD BLIND CAT

Okay. Not really. (we actually have this hanging over our bed) But OMG. 5:00 a.m. this morning, our old blind cat, Salem, started yowling. Salem yowls are really loud and strident. And he just would not stop. I finally sat up and got him to come to me. I picked him up and petted and…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS AN OLD FASHIONED GIRL

  At least I am when it comes to underwear; specifically bloomers. I love bloomers. They are cute. They keep thighs from chafing. They keep your hinder from hanging out when you’re wearing a top/dress that’s kind of short. And you don’t have to be careful to sit like a lady. In fact, you can…