WHY THIS FAT OLD LADY CROCHETS

(Yes I made this – and that’s not applique – it’s knitted as part of the sweater)   I was at the monthly craft circle I go to, working on my whatever the hell it’s going to be depending on how far the yarn goes project. The discussion turned briefly to knitting versus crochet. I…

THIS OLD LADY IS PLEASED

I had another audition today. And this time, it was lovely. Just lovely. Okay, I didn’t sing perfectly – but I didn’t stink up the place either. I did a good workmanlike job. (And the people casting pretty much know me.)  The thing is I didn’t suffer total dry mouth and clenched throat. I was…

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THIS FAT OLD LADY

  I was all set to write a blog about the joys of finding a missing item. I wrote the first sentence: There are few things that are as satisfying as, after misplacing an item, you figure out where it must be – and it’s actually there! And realized, that’s all I had to say…

WEIRD DREAMING

Last night, I had one of my “story” dreams. In my dream, I’m a young woman in college, who signs up to be part of an experiment. They were looking for someone to get pregnant. I sneaked a look at the files and found out that someone else was considered to be the best “match”…

THIS FAT OLD LADY PASSES IT ON

Last night my dear husband had a hankering for cheap pizza, so off I go to our local Little Caesar’s. There are a couple of ladies waiting for their order, and a guy in front of me paying for his pizza. The guy in front of me offers to pay for the ladies who are…