THIS FAT OLD LADY EXPLAINS WHERE THESE FORKS COME FROM

In my many (many) years in the kitchen, I can tell you that you never have enough regular spoons and you always have way too many forks. Why is this (you may well ask)? It is my belief that when spoons reach maturity they turn into forks. It’s the only explanation that makes sense. You’re…

THIS OLD LADY IS ON FIRE

My new Kindle Fire just arrived (like less than an hour ago). I have unboxed it. I am looking forward to the adventure of figuring out what all I can do with my new tech-baby. So excited. And a little fearful. This is when it is definitely not a plus that all of my younger…

WHY THIS FAT OLD LADY CROCHETS

(Yes I made this – and that’s not applique – it’s knitted as part of the sweater)   I was at the monthly craft circle I go to, working on my whatever the hell it’s going to be depending on how far the yarn goes project. The discussion turned briefly to knitting versus crochet. I…

THIS OLD LADY IS PLEASED

I had another audition today. And this time, it was lovely. Just lovely. Okay, I didn’t sing perfectly – but I didn’t stink up the place either. I did a good workmanlike job. (And the people casting pretty much know me.)  The thing is I didn’t suffer total dry mouth and clenched throat. I was…

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THIS FAT OLD LADY

  I was all set to write a blog about the joys of finding a missing item. I wrote the first sentence: There are few things that are as satisfying as, after misplacing an item, you figure out where it must be – and it’s actually there! And realized, that’s all I had to say…