Remember when I used to love Prednisone?  Well, that was before I found out what big doses over a couple of months can do to you. Let’s see, side effects include:  Blurry and double vision, sores in mouth and sore tongue, huge blood glucose swings (350+ to 40 DAILY!!!).  runny nose (after eating and any…

Whew.  I’m back (at least, for now, because you know how I tend to disappear periodically).  It’s been a week since The Wedding Singer (The Musical) closed, and I’m still recovering.  Doing a show at 70 is a whole lot different than doing a show at say, 50 or 60 or even 69 (heh-heh).  I…

Did you know turkeys whistle? I sure as shit didn’t.  Dear husband and I are sitting in our family room, with the door to the sun porch open, and damn, if we didn’t hear somebody whistling in our backyard!  Repeatedly! WTF? Husband goes to investigate, and I hear him exclaim, “You have to come see…

I know, I know.  I haven’t posted in a very long time. I got no excuses.  Shit happened that I could have posted (and of course, it’s all lost to the ages now, lost in the foggy, foggy recesses of my fat old lady head), and I didn’t.  I even thought about it – “This…

I had the kind of day where you constantly have one more (little) thing to get done.  And for a change, instead of ignoring those (little) things, I actually did them. I changed the pee pads under the cat box (because Berta thinks using the cat box is a matter of close enough is good…

Happy 4th y’all. I haven’t forgotten you; just have my fat old lady ass at half mast lately.

Just in case you thought I forgot. I didn’t. It’s just been a fuck of a month. You know I love and support y’all.

I guess I’ll go with the WTF-i-est WTF.  And believe me, I have plenty to choose from. The biggest WTF was as I was just driving down the street after picking up my dear Cousin Alice, I get a phone call.  It’s my sister Karon.  Our sister Linda went to physical therapy and now cannot…

I admit, I have no recollection of ever eating NYC pizza; but I have had pizza in various places in New Jersey and it is always amazing.  YUM. Trust me. You want to know what’s good to eat?  Ask the fat old lady.  So while being stuck in New Jersey doing my wifely duty (admittedly…