Valentine’s came and went and Mardi Gras was over before Valentine’s Day – WTF? So my ce-ment doggo gets to skip the beads and such this year and we’re jumping right to St. Patrick’s Day. Replete with a bunch of green beer mugs around his neck (well, he got out of wearing his Mardi Gras…

I have been arguing with myself about whether or not to write this post.  But at the end of the day, WTF, why not?  This is exactly why I created this blog.  For times like these. Have you ever heard of the term “explosive diarrhea”?  If you are still reading, I salute your bravery. And…

So I (finally) got a handyman (thank you Thumbtack) to come out and look at our poor bed.  Ever since we moved, it has not been a happy bed.  It creaks and groans ominously (much like me).  The drawers (underneath) aren’t aligned properly and either stay slightly open or won’t open at all.  Someone along…

So, I’m sitting around thinking that I have nothing to post.  Did my water aerobics this bitter, bitter cold morning, came home, had Spaghettios (with meatballs) for lunch, and then slept the entire afternoon away.  Makes for a lovely life, but not much for blog posting. Then I opened my 3@3 e-mail from the Bay…

I don’t know if it’s all old people or just fat old people, but at some point, every doctor appointment includes the question “Have you fallen this year?”  And if the answer is yes, be prepared to fill in the details of when, why and any injuries. Well as of the end of December, I…

First, yes, I know it’s Thursday.  But WTF Thursday just doesn’t have the punch that WTF Wednesday says.  What can I say?  I’m a big fan of alliteration. Anyhow, Michigan has finally arrived at winter.  Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Tuesday, it snowed, rained and snowed. Anyone from Michigan will tell…

Sometimes, I can’t help but be thrilled to be back in Michigan. I don’t know the last time they’ve had prices like these in California.

Okay, I didn’t change up my ce-ment dog until a week after New Year’s but I (finally) did it. I think next year, I’m gonna have to get him a champagne glass to balance on his nose.

I did this thing. … Again. Well the last time I got my hair dyed blue, it was a lovely denim color that lasted about 5 minutes (okay – 3-5 days) and then disappeared.  So this time, we’re doing it again – with feeling – or rather with a new shade of blue (cobalt blue)…