THIS FAT OLD LADY’S GOTS DEERS, LOTS OF DEERS

For awhile, when I’d go to bed at around 1 or 2 a.m., I could look out the bedroom window and see deer cavorting in the neighbor’s yard (or sometimes, even our yard); but I haven’t seen them for months. Seems they changed their schedule. My husband gets up earlier than me, and has seen…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A HEARTBREAK

I’ve been going to the YMCA Saginaw pool for water aerobics for about 2 years now. My first visit there, I used the shallow pool and pretty much hated it.  The water only went up to my waist (at the deepest part) and the water was warm – almost hot.  Made for a very sweaty…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S FLABBER IS GASTED

Are you tired of my posts about medical shit? Hopefully, someday something non-medical related will happen that inspires me to start typing, but I wouldn’t hold my breath. I am a fat OLD lady and this is my life now. I take this drug, Promacta, for my ITP (immune thrombocytopenia – basically, an auto immune…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

Thanks to the side effects of Promacta, yesterday, I underwent (first of two) cataract surgery.  The pre-op was almost the worst part.  Jeez.  How many drops can you put in a fat old lady’s eye before said eye floats away?  And then, you wait, wait, wait and get bored, bored, bored and then there’s more…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS TOOK

First, let me be clear. New Year Resolutions SUCK. I made a “resolution” (okay, just a thing I promised I would try) this year, to figure out what I was spending money on.  I even made an Excel spreadsheet, because sometimes, I am organized as shit like that. I pretty much run everything through my…

THIS FAT OLD LADY WRITES A SONG

Well, the lyrics anyhow. After this past week, I think we can all use a smile (or a guffaw, depending on how you react); and I hope you will all add this to your repertoire. To the tune of an old-time spiritual (I’m sure you can figure it out): SWING LOW, POOR TERRI’S TITTIESNIPPLES ARE…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS CHOPPED

So as a neighborhood, we all agreed to having the Township put in a drainage system; even though most of us don’t have a problem. Just the people with houses in the Southeast corner of the neighborhood have flooding. But, we’re all so nice (and we want to keep those property values up because that…