Okay. I’ve now had three radiation treatments.
The treatment itself doesn’t take more than 5 minutes.
What takes awhile is getting my fat old lady ass situated properly on the table.
They have to get you situated “just so”, which, of course, is a good thing. You don’t want them shooting that radiation willy-nilly into your body. I have three teensy tattoo dots to help with this alignment.
Moving my fat old lady ass around is not for the faint of heart. They generally do this by moving the sheet I’m lying on – a tug here, a tug there – here a tug, there a tug – you get the idea. And, as always, they tell you, “Don’t help.”
Okay. Not helping.
I have just one question.
Why not just move my boob?
I realize for ladies with cute little perky titties this is not an option.
But you could put my big floppy fat old lady boob in any number of places. (Hell, I might not even need to be in the room!)
I actually asked (because of course I did), but they just laughed it off.
No. Seriously. Anyone know? Because while they are scooting my fat old lady body around and about, I can guarantee you that my fat old lady booby is not staying in the same place.
So …… Anybody?
Inquiring minds want to know. (Okay, just this one fat old lady mind – but I really would like to know!)