FAT OLD LADY TAKES A DAY OFF – WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ENDS

OMG.  I took a day off.  One stinking day.

And all the lawyers in our firm lost their fucking minds.

All my work e-mail is forwarded to my personal e-mail.  I do this so I can be forewarned if there is an emergency at work that I need to jump on.  I know, a word processing emergency seems impossible.  You’d be surprised (or not, if you work with lawyers).

I even gave “fair warning” to everyone in the office that I would be out.

My personal e-mail is now loaded with word processing “emergencies”.  WTF?  Did all of the secretaries take Friday off too?  What would they do if I was hit by a bus?  Seemingly, the firm would go under for lack of my (admittedly) fabulous word processing skills.

So now, Monday morning looms, more menacing than usual.

Stand by.  There may be film at 11.

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