THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HOOKED UP

  My darling husband decided we needed to upgrade our cable equipment.  He wasn’t wrong.  Our equipment is very old (and yes, this is true of us personally as well as the cable company equipment – but cable company upgrades to equipment are free). So he unhooked everything, and I took my silly ass down…

SUCCESS FOR THIS FAT OLD LADY

    So I’m in rehearsal for a production of 1776 (playing Ben Franklin), and the head of the cane I am using has developed an alarming wobble.  In fact, if you pull on the head of the cane, it comes right off. I checked with our illustrious prop lady (Ruthe) and she assured me…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HANDY AS F*CK

  Particularly proud of myself tonight. The toilet in my bathroom kept running, stopping, running, ad infinitum. Argh. This toilet has been such a pain in the ass.  Always something not working right.  And of course, it isn’t easy to get to because I, in my questionable wisdom, put an over-the-toilet space saver over the…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS FEELING THANKSGIVING

  I was on my way to Dollar Tree (LOVE $Tree) this morning.  It’s been chilly and wet, but since we’re in Northern California, you know it’s not too bad.  Still … There’s a homeless guy and his dog, sharing a sleeping bag under awning of an empty storefront.  Not begging, just hanging, and I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES YOGA HOSERS

Tonight my husband and I went to see a screening of Kevin Smith’s latest film, Yoga Hosers. We are both long time Kevin Smith fans.  We listen regularly to podcasts Fat Man on Batman and Hollywood Babble-on, as well as Kevin Smith adjacent Tell ‘em Steve Dave.  We used to listen to Smodcast, but we’re…