No, I didn’t forget to post. Yes, I have stuff that is bugging me. Stuff that makes me want to scream WTF. But you know what? It’s the first of the year. So, I’m going to skip screaming WTF for one Wednesday. And wish you all a Happy New Year. And here’s a fat old…

I have spoken with so many friends who can’t understand why their audition song, solo at church, etc. doesn’t go as well as I thought it would. My first question is – did you practice it in your car? And the usual response is – OH YES! I practiced it over and over in the…

Specifically, thank you, to Benadryl. OMG.  I don’t know where I would be without Benadryl. Buried under a mountain of snot, I suppose. I don’t remember having any allergies (outside of bug bites – which I still have) when I lived in Michigan. Moved to California and they just keep getting worse and worse. And…

It’s resolution time. So fuck the weight loss resolutions, and the beach body resolution (as they say, for a beach body – take your body to the beach – all done.) So my resolution is to try to love myself. As I am. Now. Not easy. Might be one of the hardest things there is…

I always said I didn’t want to learn how to drive. However, I made the mistake of being involved in loads of extracurricular activities (anything to get out of the house) – so my folks were pretty insistent that I learn how to drive so I could get my own happy ass to those activities.…

First I won’t get into any argument about the proper greeting for this time of year. I will accept anything, including a hearty and heartfelt Fuck You! And I will respond in kind, including a hearty and heartfelt Fuck You! It’s supposed to be the season of good will to ALL men (and women, and…

Okay there is sometimes this thing in theater when you are rehearsing where you have a long break in rehearsals. Or between performances. This is the worst. At least for me. Because you want to relax a little but you NEED to keep everything you have learned so far stuck in your little pea brain.…