THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HANDY AS F*CK

  Particularly proud of myself tonight. The toilet in my bathroom kept running, stopping, running, ad infinitum. Argh. This toilet has been such a pain in the ass.  Always something not working right.  And of course, it isn’t easy to get to because I, in my questionable wisdom, put an over-the-toilet space saver over the…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS FEELING THANKSGIVING

  I was on my way to Dollar Tree (LOVE $Tree) this morning.  It’s been chilly and wet, but since we’re in Northern California, you know it’s not too bad.  Still … There’s a homeless guy and his dog, sharing a sleeping bag under awning of an empty storefront.  Not begging, just hanging, and I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES YOGA HOSERS

Tonight my husband and I went to see a screening of Kevin Smith’s latest film, Yoga Hosers. We are both long time Kevin Smith fans.  We listen regularly to podcasts Fat Man on Batman and Hollywood Babble-on, as well as Kevin Smith adjacent Tell ‘em Steve Dave.  We used to listen to Smodcast, but we’re…

THIS FAT OLD LADY AND HER NEW BFF LIZZO

  Don’t you love discovering things you really, really like? There is, of course, the question of, “How did I not know about this?” But you know now, and that’s a goodness. Making the rounds in the fat community is a lovely music video by rapper/singer Lizzo for her song My Skin. Lizzo reminds me…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS HER DROOL ON

Ranch flavored Fritos? Why did nobody tell me about these? How long have these existed without me knowing? Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Thank you snack food gods.  I have truly been blessed by you.