THIS FAT OLD LADY WANTS THIS

Inspired by a bumper sticker I saw today – warning people that the car has a manual transmission (and thus, may roll backward); I have come up with my own version, and I think I need to get this made:

WARNING:

THIS CAR HAS A MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND I’M IN MY 70s

MY CLUTCH DON’T POP LIKE IT USED TO

ROLL BACKS ARE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED

SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!

3 thoughts on “THIS FAT OLD LADY WANTS THIS

  1. Teri – please ignore previous partial mrssage. Tech sruff is not being nice to my building of late. If I were you, I’d just use that one line & I think you’d sell zillions of them: My clutch don’t pop… Put it in some kind of Chas Addams- ish font. I think you’ve got a winner there.

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