Riding home with my husband.
Me: I should have been a stand up comedian.
Him: Well sure, except for the standing part.
Smartass.
THIS FAT OLD LADY’S HUSBAND MAKES ME LAUGH
Riding home with my husband.
Me: I should have been a stand up comedian.
Him: Well sure, except for the standing part.
Smartass.
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 
Always hang with a guy who makes you laugh…or who laughs at YOUR one-liners. Either way, funny will keep us going for a long, long time. Let’s hear it for all the funny spouses/partners out there!
As Ralph Garman says: Make her laugh; make her breakfast!