I’m back. For now. We’ll see if I can find a way to go back to my better schedule of postings, but who knows? Certainly not me. It’s not for lack of content. I constantly come up with stuff I “should” write about, and then I don’t. So I’m trying, the write it as soon as you think about it plan.

Anyhow, when I boot up my computer, for reasons unknown to me, my computer brings up Microsoft-Bing, because, yeah, that’s the site everybody wants to get to first thing.

And Bing shows me a mish-mash of ads and news stories; most non-pertinent to me. (Because, in my experience, Bing has absolutely no idea what ads and news stories might be pertinent to anyone, much less a fat old lady.)

Below you will find the photo for an ad for implants for old people.

I’ve always been a little leery about implants. I mean, drilling holes into your jawbone to insert screws to screw in fake teeth – sounds like the stuff of nightmares to me.

Don’t get me wrong, my mouth is full of more bridgework than the Florida Keys, all permanent and none of which required drilling holes into my bones; so I get the idea of implants and I hear they are wonderful things (if you have a year or so to wait for your teeth replacements to be ready for public viewing).

But Jesus, Mary, and Joseph riding on a bicycle. This photo scares me every time it comes up. Who is this crazed woman? Why does she have so (very) many big chompy teeth and why is she so happy about it? She looks like the female version of Jack Nicholson in the Shining.

Whatever ad agency came up with this, needs to be removed immediately, encouraged to start working solely for the horror industry, and stop scaring old people (like this one) who are just trying to get to Yahoo.