I was in the middle of a performance of Cabaret (playing Fraulein Schneider), when I suddenly realized something …

The man playing Herr Schultz had on (old) age makeup.

I did not have on age makeup.

No one asked me to wear age makeup.

Clearly, I no longer need age makeup.

OMFG.

When did this happen?

Not only was I no longer a sweet young thing – but you could tell that I was no longer a sweet young thing despite stage lights and distance!

There are no longer enough pink gels to make me look youthful onstage!

So much for the fucking magic of theater!

I may be old, but I’m still fucking adorable!