I know, I know.  I haven’t posted in a very long time. I got no excuses.  Shit happened that I could have posted (and of course, it’s all lost to the ages now, lost in the foggy, foggy recesses of my fat old lady head), and I didn’t.  I even thought about it – “This…

I had the kind of day where you constantly have one more (little) thing to get done.  And for a change, instead of ignoring those (little) things, I actually did them. I changed the pee pads under the cat box (because Berta thinks using the cat box is a matter of close enough is good…

Happy 4th y’all. I haven’t forgotten you; just have my fat old lady ass at half mast lately.

Just in case you thought I forgot. I didn’t. It’s just been a fuck of a month. You know I love and support y’all.

I guess I’ll go with the WTF-i-est WTF.  And believe me, I have plenty to choose from. The biggest WTF was as I was just driving down the street after picking up my dear Cousin Alice, I get a phone call.  It’s my sister Karon.  Our sister Linda went to physical therapy and now cannot…

I admit, I have no recollection of ever eating NYC pizza; but I have had pizza in various places in New Jersey and it is always amazing.  YUM. Trust me. You want to know what’s good to eat?  Ask the fat old lady.  So while being stuck in New Jersey doing my wifely duty (admittedly…

I know I’ve been MIA for awhile. My sister-in-law Elise passed away.  Elise and I had a complicated relationship; and I only hope she is finally at peace and her suffering is done. I went to New Jersey to close out Elise’s apartment and commence probate.  I did this because I love my husband and…

Okay. Who did it? Just tell me. And remember what your mother told you (or should have told you) – you’ll only make it worse if you lie. One of my posts on This Fat Old Lady page on Facebook got pulled! WT actual F. Facebook was kind enough to send me a copy of…

Don’t you hate when you predict the future and your prediction turns out to be 100% accurate? My doctor gave me a business card for a therapist and it has resided safely in my purse for a week. Every time I thought to call and make an appointment, the card was safely in my purse…