How do you celebrate your birthday?

I’m getting a mammogram.

Yippee!

I wanted something special to put on my boobs for my appointment, but sadly it didn’t occur to me that you can get such things on Amazon and (even more creative, of course) Etsy!

Although, I couldn’t find exactly what I want.

I WANTED pasties (nipple covers) that featured birthday candles coming out the nipple.  Of course, on consideration, I realize all I would do is risk setting my cootch on fire.

Then I thought, how about those party blowout noisemakers?  You know, the ones you blow into and they unroll and make a noise?  That would be fun.  But how to make them stick and still get air into them?

Or maybe clappers!

But I found a few possibilities and there is always next year!