Are you familiar with the phrase, “I’ve got a hitch in my get-along?” If not, it could be because your either too young or didn’t grow up in the Midwest – or maybe both. The phrase means: When a person is hobbled or slowed in some way by an obstacle or other impediment In my…

Someone once told me, “Boobs are a goodness.” And I do not disagree with that statement. However, boobs (especially my boobs) have been known to be very uncooperative. Boob wrangling is something I have dealt with in many performances. It started in high school – Once Upon a Mattress – I was playing Queen Aggravain.…