I am really hard on toilet seats.

Since the one before last (a fairly cheap plastic one) gave up the ghost pretty quickly, we opted for a good solid wooden one.

Fucker cracked today. Now every time I sit, I am in very real danger of getting my nether region pinched – painfully.

So off to Home Depot tomorrow to see what they have in the nature of an industrial strength toilet seat.

Does anyone make titanium toilet seats?