WHO’S THE BOSS OF THIS FAT OLD LADY?

I’ll tell you who’s the boss of me – our cats. Yes, we have cats, which means you are, from time to time, going to be hearing cat stories.  Sorry. I’m still on the right side of the line of crazy cat lady, but just barely; and the cats are behind me pushing every day…

NEWS FLASH – THIS FAT OLD LADY IS FAT

No, seriously.  I am fat – really fat. This is not new, and it certainly is not a secret.  (Dressing in black or vertical stripes is not going to cut it, okay?)  People who meet me notice.  I am not complaining.  I know I’m fat.  It’s okay.  I am okay with me. I have had…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS A GRAND-AUNTIE AGAIN!

My niece Marci has had her baby and it’s a girl!  Yippee.  Welcome Lenora Ann! Marci was one of those people who didn’t know the gender of her baby before it popped out.  Personally, I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!!  Always.  Otherwise, the kid is going to spend the first few months in yellow and green. …

GROUCHY FAT OLD LADY GOES OOPS

Okay.  I admit it.  I’ve been having a grouchy kind of day.  Just ask my poor suffering husband, he’ll confirm this.  No excuse for it, I just was feeling grouchy. Then I go to order us some Togo sandwiches for dinner (being the homemaking Goddess that I am); and when I go to log in…

STOP MAKING US LOOK LIKE WEATHER PUSSIES

Stop with all the reports about how awful the rain we are having in California is.  Yes, it may lead to mudslides because of fire swept hillsides, yes there may be some flooding.  But when all is said and done. It’s just rain. It’s not a biblical deluge.  It’s not even enough to put a…