THIS FAT OLD LADY’S IT’S BEEN A DAY

Every week this fat old lady dutifully walks into the offices of my hematologist/oncologist and offers up her fat old lady arm so they can take a tube of blood; run it over to the lab across the hall.  They are kind enough to let me wait for a print out of the results.  The…

THIS FAT OLD LADY AND HER 3-D KNEE

3-D as in all three parts of my right knee are fucked up. Shit. Plenty of blame to go around.  Going up and down those fucking stairs at Pit and Balcony when I did the Wedding Singer.  Being on high dose of prednisone which masked the symptoms of the damage I was doing.  Being a…