Okay. Truth be told, Ferd Keeners (names have been changed to protect the innocent – nah, it’s just a nickname I have for Ken Frieders) did not break my leg. It was the culmination of teens fucking around. It was the first day of Christmas vacation my senior year of high school, and I attended…
We currently have two cats. Leo and Murphy. Leo is a brown tabby and Murphy is an orange tabby. Murphy is an incredibly mellow young man. He has a lovely trilling voice. However, he isn’t much for being held. He mostly wants pets on his terms. He has a few places in the house, where…
Actually, it’s all about our cat Leo. Our 12-year-old brown tabby Leo went to the vets on Saturday. Nothing major, just he hadn’t been in over a year, and had a bunch of little things going on. He eats well, plays with Murphy, drinks plenty of water (but not a scary amount). Turns out he…
After I graduated high school, I went to a community college briefly. I went to Delta College in University City (yes that was it’s fucking name), Michigan. We referred to Delta as “Tri-High” (because it served the Tri-Cities of Bay City, Saginaw, and Midland, Michigan). I loved school, but I found college to be pointless.…
Many fat people are told by healthcare professionals that we have to lose weight because we are going to die by 30 – by 40 – by 50. I mean, everyone knows there are no old fat people, right? Wrong. If there is no one else in your circle of family and friends who is…
I signed up for an audition. I had it firmly in my little pea brain that the audition date was 5/4. I remembered this clearly because that is my dear husband’s birthday and I felt kind of guilty about having an audition on “his” day. But I knew he’d understand. Usually, I pick out my…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 