I’m getting my haircut the other day and chit chatting with my hairstylist, Kerrie Jo, as one does, and she tells me her daughter is really into theater tech and has joined SOFA at her school.  And I ask, as one might, what is “SOFA”?  Kerrie Jo doesn’t know so she texts her daughter and…

I’ve been going to the Y(MCA) for Aquaflex classes (a stretching, strength building kind of class, but in the pool).  Three times a week, and hour for each class.  Because of all this time in the water, I felt I needed some new bathing suits. Now usually fat lady bathing suits are horrifically expensive.  Also,…

Unlike Daniel Day Lewis’ left foot, my left boob cannot do amazing things (not even during it’s more pert days – who am I fooling, I’ve always been a saggy boob kind of gal). However, my left boob has had some adventures. As many of you know, I had breast cancer in my left boob. …

I had a landscaping company come over to do a proposal for the cost to do all the tasks on our yard that need doing.  Lots and lots of stuff. He was supposed to get us a proposal either Monday or Tuesday the next week. It’s now Monday of the week after the next week.…

My mother was a lousy cook.  It’s a fact.  Lovely woman, lousy cook. But there were a few dishes that she excelled at and I found her recipe and made one of them – Chop Suey. OMG I love chop suey.  And it’s a real Michigan kind of dish.  It is so popular here that…

I’m riding back from my AquaFlex class at the Y, I find myself behind a sporty little red car. Whenever I see personalized plates, I try to figure out what they mean. I look at the plates on the sporty little red car and I am not quite sure what I am looking at. Then…

Since you can no longer buy lemon or orange zest at the supermarket, like a civilized person, I finally gave in and ordered a zester. Fine.  You WIN.  If the recipe calls for zest, I’ll fucking zest. It arrived yesterday. First, the little “slogan” on the box: “Make Mom’s Taste Be Back.” WTF is that…

First off, who knew you could sweat in a swimming pool?  Not me. I recently joined the YMCA and on Monday I did my first class there – AquaFlex. It is designed to minimize stress on the joints and improve flexibility. Full body strength building exercises with emphasis on balance and range of motion.  It…

I don’t know if I mentioned this, but our dear Moose is declawed.  No, we did not do this to him, he was that way when we got him. I keep a close eye out for Moose because Murphy and Berta both have all their pointy bits and are apt to use them.  Murphy can…

And last but not least, Hertz. Mother of God. I am going to be in San Jose for a few days in August.  Like the good fat old lady that I am, I made all my reservations well in advance. I originally made my Hertz reservation to pick up the car the day after I…