I guess I’ll go with the WTF-i-est WTF.  And believe me, I have plenty to choose from. The biggest WTF was as I was just driving down the street after picking up my dear Cousin Alice, I get a phone call.  It’s my sister Karon.  Our sister Linda went to physical therapy and now cannot…

I admit, I have no recollection of ever eating NYC pizza; but I have had pizza in various places in New Jersey and it is always amazing.  YUM. Trust me. You want to know what’s good to eat?  Ask the fat old lady.  So while being stuck in New Jersey doing my wifely duty (admittedly…

I know I’ve been MIA for awhile. My sister-in-law Elise passed away.  Elise and I had a complicated relationship; and I only hope she is finally at peace and her suffering is done. I went to New Jersey to close out Elise’s apartment and commence probate.  I did this because I love my husband and…

Okay. Who did it? Just tell me. And remember what your mother told you (or should have told you) – you’ll only make it worse if you lie. One of my posts on This Fat Old Lady page on Facebook got pulled! WT actual F. Facebook was kind enough to send me a copy of…

Don’t you hate when you predict the future and your prediction turns out to be 100% accurate? My doctor gave me a business card for a therapist and it has resided safely in my purse for a week. Every time I thought to call and make an appointment, the card was safely in my purse…

I’ve been so excited at the prospect of this new addition to my ce-ment doggo’s celebration of holidays!

In my (mostly misspent) youth, I used to dye my own hair. Mostly varying L’Oreal red shades because, yes, I am definitely worth it. Back then, I had hair almost to my waist, and it took 2 packages to get it all dyed. Now, my hair is shorn, and in its natural state almost totally…

All he had was a sombrero and his chile necklace, so I HAD to get him a serape. The one I ordered from Amazon was teensy (for XL dogs my fat old lady ass). So I got fucking clever (I do that from time to time). I bought a cheap table runner. Cut a hole…

This is how amazing my husband’s memory is, especially when it comes to music. Having been big fans of @Midnight, we are now watching the reborn version @fter Midnight on CBS. Directly following the show (we watch recorded episodes, because old farts like us don’t stay up until after midnight for anything), is the local…

As I’ve been humble bragging for some time, I go to water aerobic classes up to 5 times a week.  I’ve always been a water baby.  When I was a kid my parents couldn’t get me out of the water (lake, creek or pool).  I would stand there with blue lips, teeth rattling shivers, and…