One of the Hot Cross Nuns’ (L to R – Sr. Flagrante Dilecto (Laura Sheriff), Rev. Mother Arletta Fahrt (Linda Dodson (R.I.P.)), Sr. Tittilus Buttox (Terri Cotter Weitze), Sr. Clitteruptus (Sue Abitanta), and Sr. Dietus Perpetua (Kathy McGinty Radocaj)) favorites.

This is a long one folks. Flying while fat can be fraught with it’s own set of problems.  Add on flying while old and it’s a whole new ballgame.  Then you can add on flying during a pandemic. And the fun just never starts. The large city airports are just that – large. They are…

The one good thing I can say about my mother marrying our stepfather Charlie is that he brought into our lives our cousins, Alice and Marilyn. The four of us spent a lot of time together growing up.  A lot of that time was unsupervised and we had an inordinate amount of fun. Linda is…

Some of you have expressed concern as I seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth – or at least the face of the Internet. I was in Michigan.  I went to Michigan for the wedding of my niece Hailee.  I ended up not attending the wedding because I had what seemed like endless diarrhea…

This is Supernatural, without Sam and Dean – or Bobby – or even Garth. This is Supernatural form the viewpoint of the local cops – except set in New Zealand. Two local New Zealand cops Minogue and O’Leary, who are in no way versed in demon, werewolf, etc. lore, dealing with various sorts of paranormal…

Fucking Murphy. As Bill tells him, Murphy has “gentle brains”.  He is an overall pleasant and mellow fellow. However, he has one major failing – June bugs. For some reason, in Northern California June bugs arrive in July.  It is July. Our front door screen has a cat-attributable tear.  June bugs are able to come…

The Hot Cross Nuns performing in concert at MCCV. I’m singing lead (Sister Titalus Buttux); backed up by Rev. Mother Arletta Fart (aka Linda Dodson – R.I.P.); Sister Flagrante Delicto (aka Laura Sheriff); Sister Clitteruptus (aka Sue Abitanta); and Sister Dietus Perpetua (aka Kathy McGinty Radojek). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMIoAYvmktw

Flying to and from Michigan soon.  So excited to see everyone. HOWEVER, my rock (and personal handler), my husband Bill, won’t be going with me. That’s right, this fat old lady is going to be flying solo. I admit I’m a little nervous about COVID-19 and the variants, even though I am fully vaxxed and…

I was thinking about how many people were so unhappy during their school years – especially high school; and I started wondering how and why I got off so easy.  I was a fat girl who played French horn, never wore makeup, was clueless about her hair, bit her nails to stubs and didn’t dress…

Got my flyer announcing our 50 YEAR High School Reunion. WTSF? It’s not until next year, but still … How did I get this old? (Seriously – if you knew all the truly stupid things I have done in my life, you’d be wondering too – how did she get to be a fat OLD…