NEWS FLASH – THIS FAT OLD LADY IS FAT

No, seriously.  I am fat – really fat. This is not new, and it certainly is not a secret.  (Dressing in black or vertical stripes is not going to cut it, okay?)  People who meet me notice.  I am not complaining.  I know I’m fat.  It’s okay.  I am okay with me. I have had…

STOP MAKING US LOOK LIKE WEATHER PUSSIES

Stop with all the reports about how awful the rain we are having in California is.  Yes, it may lead to mudslides because of fire swept hillsides, yes there may be some flooding.  But when all is said and done. It’s just rain. It’s not a biblical deluge.  It’s not even enough to put a…