THIS FAT OLD LADY SMILED
Believe it or not, I don’t always have a scowl on my face. Sometimes, something sneaks up on me and makes me smile.
THIS FAT OLD LADY IS DEPRESSED
At least, our front yard is. Remember last year, which a good proportion of was spent dealing with the township putting in a storm drainage system (to help the people who live in the back corner of our neighborhood who were having a lot of flooding issues)? We lost 3 huge oak trees out front? …
THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS STRESSED
When I was scheduled for my first (treadmill) stress test, the nurse took one look at me and said (or at least thought loudly), “Oh hell no.” Fast forward a few weeks, and I’m at the hospital for a chemical-induced stress test. They are so cute there. So worried about my modesty. What modesty? I’m…
THIS FAT OLD LADY IS JUST A TODDLER AT HEART
Those who truly know me won’t argue the point; but just to be clear – my mood swings can rival those of any 2 year old. I had a boss who referred to me as Terrible Ter (yes, I asked him to stop and he did, wise choice Mr. Dynda). When I am hungry or…
THIS FAT OLD LADY IS IN HER CURLY PHASE
Yes. It’s natural. No. I don’t know why my fat old lady hair has decided it’s time to have a party on my head.
THIS FAT OLD LADY’S MOST EXPENSIVE CAT IN THE WORLD
Our fat cat Berta just keeps ringing up the bills. A couple of days ago, I’m ready to go to bed and Berta is not in her usual place near the hallway (so she can monitor any chance to be fed). Instead, she’s in the kitchen, sitting there. She doesn’t come when I call her. …
THIS FAT OLD LADY DOES NOT WANT A JOB IN HEALTHCARE
After today, I feel like I’m having to do a bunch of jobs someone else is being paid for. First. My primary physician no longer wants to prescribe Anastrozole (a drug for breast cancer survivors that reduces the risk of recurrence). He wants my hematologist / oncologist to take over. Usually, this would make perfect…
THIS FAT OLD LADY’S LEAD FOOT
Ask my husband and he’ll tell you that I may have a tendency to drive a wee bit faster than I ought to. Okay, I tend to push it to the (speed) limit and then a bit beyond. Today, I enjoyed the benefits of being a fat old WHITE lady. I was late to water…
THIS FAT OLD LADY KNOWS HOW TO DO IT
Snow, snow, snow. Weather app lies to us every fucking day. And we get more snow. And this fat old lady knows how to spend a snowy afternoon in Michigan. With a little help from her furry friends, that is.
THIS FAT OLD LADY IS PISSED OFF (So What Else Is New?)
And I know how much you guys like my stupid little rants about stuff that really, in light of the state of the world today, amount to nothing more than a fat old lady howling into the wind. Anyhow. We’re currently having a snowstorm. I wouldn’t quite call it a blizzard (being from Michigan and…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 