THIS FAT OLD LADY REVISITS WORDS OF WISDOM

When making instant oatmeal in the microwave – ignore whatever those lying bastards are telling you on the packaging. You heat the water, add the oatmeal, stir and wait for it to thicken. Do NOT put the oatmeal into the water and then heat. The first way leads to a delicious morning treat. The second…

THIS FAT OLD LADY DID A THING

Okay.  I had a thing done to me. I finally got my knee replacement.  And it has been (and continues to be) an adventure. In case you are unaware, knee replacement is a fucking terrifying surgery.  They cut off a hunk of your tibia, hammer (yes hammer)  a spike into it (for the base of…