THIS FAT OLD LADY’S OLD, OLD CAR

I drive a 2003 Toyota Corolla and I love that car.  I can go from home to Chicago on one tank of gas.  It has manual roll-down windows! That’s right. If I end up in the water, I want to be able to open my windows and get out and not be trapped because the…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ADVENTURES IN HOME OWNERSHIP

Did you know that septic tanks have “grinder pumps”. (That’s something I really never ever wanted to think about – ever.) Well.  They do.  And ours died.  I don’t know what they do.  I (really, really, really) don’t want to know what they do.  All I know is if your grinder pump stops working, so…