THIS FAT OLD LADY AND HER 3-D KNEE

3-D as in all three parts of my right knee are fucked up. Shit. Plenty of blame to go around.  Going up and down those fucking stairs at Pit and Balcony when I did the Wedding Singer.  Being on high dose of prednisone which masked the symptoms of the damage I was doing.  Being a…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S PRIVATE PERSONA

Went to visit my sister at the nursing home today. They have a fairly advanced system for tagging visitors. You stand in front of a machine that takes your temperature, your photo, asks who you are visiting (unless you’ve been there before, in which case, it uses facial recognition to match you to the patient…