THIS FAT OLD LADY’S – I WAS THIS OLD WHEN I LEARNED THAT TURKEYS WHISTLE
Did you know turkeys whistle? I sure as shit didn’t. Dear husband and I are sitting in our family room, with the door to the sun porch open, and damn, if we didn’t hear somebody whistling in our backyard! Repeatedly! WTF? Husband goes to investigate, and I hear him exclaim, “You have to come see…