THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ODDLY SATISFYING DAY
I had the kind of day where you constantly have one more (little) thing to get done. And for a change, instead of ignoring those (little) things, I actually did them. I changed the pee pads under the cat box (because Berta thinks using the cat box is a matter of close enough is good…
THIS FAT OLD LADY’S 4TH OF JULY
Happy 4th y’all. I haven’t forgotten you; just have my fat old lady ass at half mast lately.