Remember when you were a kid and no matter how hard you tried, you always seemed to button your jacket, sweater, shirt wrong? So you went around all day with one end higher and one end lower instead of the desired symmetry – until someone either fixed it for you or you were forced to…
No, seriously. I am fat – really fat. This is not new, and it certainly is not a secret. (Dressing in black or vertical stripes is not going to cut it, okay?) People who meet me notice. I am not complaining. I know I’m fat. It’s okay. I am okay with me. I have had…
My niece Marci has had her baby and it’s a girl! Yippee. Welcome Lenora Ann! Marci was one of those people who didn’t know the gender of her baby before it popped out. Personally, I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!! Always. Otherwise, the kid is going to spend the first few months in yellow and green. …
After years of working from home, and half a year working part time, today I headed back into the office to cover for a secretary with a messed up ankle who is supposed to be out for a month. After my first day back, I have to say, WTF was I thinking? First, going in…
Okay. I admit it. I’ve been having a grouchy kind of day. Just ask my poor suffering husband, he’ll confirm this. No excuse for it, I just was feeling grouchy. Then I go to order us some Togo sandwiches for dinner (being the homemaking Goddess that I am); and when I go to log in…
I don’t like beer. No I really really don’t like beer – it’s nasty. To me, it tastes like dirty underwear smells (and please, let’s not pretend we all don’t know what dirty underwear smells like – everyone has from time to time been in the presence of funky undies). My Dad used to tell…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 