THIS FAT OLD LADY CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY

How do you celebrate your birthday? I’m getting a mammogram. Yippee! I wanted something special to put on my boobs for my appointment, but sadly it didn’t occur to me that you can get such things on Amazon and (even more creative, of course) Etsy! Although, I couldn’t find exactly what I want. I WANTED…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S BUCKET LIST

I don’t have much on my bucket list.  If an opportunity comes up, great; but I don’t yearn for it.  Well, except for certain shows I’d love to do – but I have no control over that; but there was one thing I really wanted to do – sing with a big band – and…