THIS FAT OLD LADY IS FEELING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

Is there anything that makes you feel more stupid than trying to make your computer mouse work right, and you look down and you are holding it in the wrong direction?

You know the mouse is saying, “Lady, I’m trying here, but I just don’t know what you’re doing!”

I blame this, not on my advancing years, but on ergonomic design.

The damn thing feels the same no matter how you point it.

Also, it’s wireless – no telltale cord.

It’s not until your finger goes looking for the scroll wheel that you realize –

What the –

Fuck.

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One thought on “THIS FAT OLD LADY IS FEELING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

  1. Shhhhhh…..Your Silicon Valley passport will be revoked if anyone Lear’s how long it took you to adapt to wireless technology…….(and you won’t be able to drive to TJ’s!)

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